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Monday, July 21, 2008

Goldman Drops Out of VP Race: Donkeygate to Blame

I guess I should have anticipated this outcome. It seems that what with the showing of the "ass" and all, some of the powers that be (Stephen Colbert and his muscle men) have suggested that Randall rethink his run for Vice President. This comes as deeply upsetting news to many, including one of Randall's biggest supporters, Samantha Power. When reached for comment on Goldman's decision to leave the race, Power said, "Well, f@#&." I guess this is a lesson to us all: think twice before showing your ass (donkey).

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