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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Unemployment Humor: Act One

It's really inspiring and extra hilarious when people inject humor into life's little disastrous moments. A friend of mine was recently laid off after a long tenure with his company. A close friend and former colleague of his volunteered to write a letter of recommendation for him. The friend sent two versions. This is the hilarious one. (Names have been changed.)

To Whom It May Concern:

I known Abe in a variety of capacities for seven years. Abe was my accomplice in a series of drug deals gone bad and also my cellmate at Jackson State Penetentiary.

Abe is organized, efficient, extremely competent and has an excellent rapport with both inmates and guards. His knife skills are excellent, and his vindictiveness unsurpassed.

In summary, once he is eligble for parole, I highly recommend Abe for any position or endeavor. Abe will be a valuable asset for any organization, especially one involved with illegal narcotics, human trafficking or weapons.

If you have any questions, please do not contact me.

Sincerely yours,

Theo Kojak

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